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The 2012 Christmas Comedy Showcase!

That time of year is approaching yet again, folks. I know it’s only the beginning of November, but it doesn’t hurt to plan your holiday season entertainment early.

In fact, it doesn’t hurt to buy your tickets either.

Okay. Listen. You know I’m about the plug something. All the classic signs are there; I’ve called this post ‘The 2012 Christmas Comedy Showcase’, I’m talking about planning your entertainment, and I’m talking about buying tickets.

Here’s the deal. Christmas is coming. I’m sure you know that already. You’re a smart person. You’re also very handsome/pretty. Along with Christmas, there is a Christmas comedy show that I think you will really enjoy.

It features top local comedians, including award winners and favourites from the NZ International Comedy Festival.

Anyway, here are the details:

The 2012 Christmas Comedy Showcase
Sunday 2nd December, 7:30pm
The Fringe Bar (191 Cuba St, Wgtn)
$10 Admission ($5 Students/Concession)

Featuring:
Sam Smith (Wellington Raw Comedy winner 2011)
Rob Harris (Young Guns 2012)
Rick Threlfo (Wellington Raw Comedy finalist 2012)
Adam Wright (“Adam Wright can work a room like a pro” Lumiere)
Brad Zimmerman (“Hilarious… not to be missed” Salient Magazine)

You can buy tickets here. I advise you do this early.

I’ve gone on enough about this now. If you’re still reading (instead of buying tickets), then I don’t know what to do with you. Do you want to play Scrabble or something? I once played ‘xylophone’ in a game of Scrabble. It was awesome. Actually, the word ‘phone’ was already there. I just wrote ‘xylo’ in front of it. On its own, ‘xylo’ isn’t a word. But in front of the word ‘phone’, it’s a great one. Take from that what you will… now go buy those tickets. They’re running out.

You win, Mr. Chandrahasen!

As a comedian and long-time comedy observer, I have seen many interesting things happen in comedy clubs.

I have seen great comedians fall flat on their ass. I have seen terrible comedians reduce an audience to tears of unstoppable laughter. I have seen a man throw a glass at Gareth Bradley, and yell “Anti-semite!” with no justification. I have seen men dressed as women, women dressed as men, a Maori dressed as a dinosaur.

What I saw from Jerome Chandrahasen do last night at The Comedy Corner (Weekly Thursday show at The Fringe Bar in Wellington. Click HERE  for more info about that), topped all of those things.

With a modest crowd of 15 or so (to be honest I didn’t bother counting), the night had an interesting, awkward edge to it right from the get-go. The comedians played with that a little bit, but mostly struggled to keep the crowd’s interest levels peaked.

That is, of course, until Jerome Chandrahasen took the stage. He bantered with the audience, with not even the slightest intention of awkwardly moving into pre-written material. At the impromptu suggestion of purchasing one audience member something to eat, and the motion being seconded by the crowd, Jerome then escorted the entire audience out of the Fringe Bar and into the kebab shop next door.

They returned five minutes later, with one kebab for the hungry punter, and Jerome re-took the stage, only to say “Thank you, good night”, beckoning the MC back to the hot seat.

If anybody has ever accused Jerome Chandrahasen of being predictable , they were dead wrong. I have never seen anything like that… ever. I understand that for anybody hearing about it after the fact, it sounds like very lazy comedy (which, technically I suppose it is), and nothing special. However, for the comedians who remained in the room, dazed, confused, and completely taken aback by a 100% audience walkout (and return), it was the funniest thing that has ever happened in a comedy club.

Many comedians have made people walk out of shows, for various reasons. Either they reminded them that they left their oven on (an unlikely but not impossible scenario), or they said something that was considered offensive (I’ve done that), or the comedian was just plain boring and the punter couldn’t take it anymore. Either way, whenever a comedian has made even a single audience member walk out of a show, it has always been negative.

Somehow, not only did Jerome manage to make the entire audience get up out of their seats, head for the door and leave, but he got them to do it using charm and charisma, and put a smile on their faces. And then, after fetching some food, they miraculously returned.

A week earlier, I had made a group of very disgruntled people leave a show when I attempted to share three very true (and in no way offensive) stories I have about transexuals. Four or five people angrily stormed out, causing a big scene, and the audience loved it. It was magical. I thought I was some kind of amazing wizard for making that happen. Then Jerome (the bastard) had to go and top me by making the whole room walk out.

It just goes to show you, that anything can happen in a comedy club. Well, not anything. I mean the chances of the club being violently ransacked by a giant robot with sharks for eyeballs and a big swinging pendulum where testicles might otherwise be found is pretty slim. But in case you don’t wanna miss out on the night when THAT finally does happen, catch all the live comedy you can.

Check out www.humorous.co.nz to keep up to date with comedy happening in Wellington, and you’ll never risk missing out on something great.

It Has Begun!

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few days, you’ll know the 2011 NZ International Comedy Festival has officially started… kicked off… opened… exploded all up in your grill/face/grizzle fo’ shizzle my pizzles, nizzles, and wizzles. (What?)

The point is, it’s on. It’s happening. It’s gettin’ done.

With a HUGE delicious platter of shows for your viewing (and apparently dining) pleasure, you’re definitely gonna get something awesome in your mouth. Yeah, I said it.

There are still a few tickets left for my show, Grown Up, so get in while you can. Here. Or here. Or maybe here. Oh so many links to choose from. Here’s a hint; they all go to the same place.

I like pies.

Martinborough Haha Times (and others too)

Hey quick update to all six of you who live in Martinborough.

Be sure to head to the Settlers Bar in Martinborough Square this Thursday for some sweet live comedy from some of the country’s top comedians!

Your host James Nokise will bring to the stage Cori Gonzalez-Macuer (star of tv’s 7 Days, Jono’s New Show, and AotearoHa), Nick Gibb (Billy T award nominee for 2011) and me, Brad Zimmerman (insert future noteworthy accolades here).

The show starts at 8pm, but the last one was a sell out success, so be sure to get your tickets early.

More info about the show is available here.

And in other news there is HEAPS of comedy going on in the Capital this week. I’m talking heaps. If you don’t catch some live comedy this week, even by accident, you must be living in a cave, and therefore are possibly (probably) a member of a terrorist organisation. So you better see some comedy, or I’m calling the United States government. You don’t wanna know what they do to terrorist scum like you. So just see some comedy… or else.

Anyway, here’s a summary of some stuff that’s going down in your fair city this week:

On Wednesday (20th April) you can head to:

Comedy At The Royal, at the Royal on Lambton Quay. It’s a 7pm show packed with top pro Wellington comedians for your Wednesday night haha pleasure.

Or get on down to The Fringe Bar for your regular Wednesday helping of Wednesdays with WIT (the Wellington Improv Troupe) for some hilarious improvised action.

On Thursday you can enjoy:

Raw Meat at Mayfair Cafe in Upper Hutt. New comedians giving it a go and experienced pros trying out new stuff.

Or that awesome Martinborough thing I was telling you about

OR the third and final heat of the 2011 Raw Comedy Quest! Wellington’s newest comedians go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy. They each get 7 minutes in which to wow the judges and the audience, in an attempt to reach the Wellington finals, and then the national finals to be crowned New Zealand’s best new comic.

On Friday… there’s nothing. Take a break. Chill out. Relax, bitches.

On Saturday, head to the Cavern Club (Allen St, Wellington CBD) for Jarred Christmas (kiwi ex-pat who has taken UK comedy and TV by storm), Cohen Holloway, James Nokise, and Nick Rado. This show is sure to be a big one, so make sure you get in there and finish your week with a bang.

So that’s it. Get out there and get hit with the comedy stick. Go on. Don’t make me chase you.

More info about all these gigs is available here. Or google them or something. I don’t know what you wanna do about it. Just do something. And put some clothes on.

Grown Up

So, I’ve been thinking…

And I know that’s never followed by anything good. Nobody ever says “So, I’ve been thinking…” and follows with “I should give you a million dollars” or “I’m gonna share this cake with you” or “you’re an animal in the sack and I want you to paint my face with honey mustard mayo and smack my little bottom.”

It’s usually something more like “I don’t like your face” or “I’m pretty sure that smell is you” or “you should leave now before I call the mental institute you escaped from”.

But in this case, it could be something in either category, depending on your viewpoint in life, and how you regard the process of getting older.

So, I’ve been thinking…

… I’m a grown up now. A big kid. An adult. A sexy man-beast, completely irresistable to the opposite sex. That last one is irrelevant in this case, but still very, very true. Go on. Check it out here.

That’s a grown up. it may not look like it, but it is. That guy has travelled the world and returned to settle down. He’s purchased a first home, and now he’s engaged. Is he ready for this? Who the hell knows? Nobody knows. We’ll see. If you’re blind, I’ll send you a postcard in braille so you can be a part of it. Although if you’re blind, you’re not reading this. So either I’m talking to nobody right now, or you’re faking it and should be ashamed of yourself. I’ve gone off track.

Anyway, I don’t know what my point is. I’m a grown up now. So what? I can’t remember why that’s important, but it just is. Shut up. I had a point, but now I don’t.

Are you a grown up? What’s your favourite or least favourite thing about being a grown up? Tell me.

Gingernuts.

Comedy in the Hutt Valley

Hey all you Hutt Valley folk!

Just when you thought the world had forgotten you, and you were thinking of moving into Wellington city, BOOM… there’s live comedy all up in your face.

How do you like them apples? I bet you like them. You should like them. They’re pretty good apples.

First thing that you should be happy about is…

Raw Meat Comedy
Mayfair Cafe, 116 Main Street, Upper Hutt
Thursdays (March 3rd & 17th, April 7th & 21st)
Come along and be a part of the comedy process as Wellington’s up-and-comers strutt their best stuff, and comedy veterans try out some new jokes. Guaranteed good times.

And if THAT isn’t enough for you insatiable (and did I mention handsome) Hutt folk, then make sure you don’t miss out on Comedy in the Valley!

Comedy in the Valley is a showcase of 4 of Wellington’s best and brightest comedians, previewing their shows for this year’s New Zealand International Comedy Festival, just for you lucky people! Make sure you grab a ticket early, because they’re already running low.

Comedy in the Valley
The Box Theatre, 1/47 Buick Street, Petone
Friday 11th March
Hosted by the most sought-after newcomer to Wellington comedy, Shaun Howes, and featuring Brad Zimmerman (that’s me) and Billy T Award Nominees, Jerome Chandrahasen and Nick Rado.
Tickets available here.

If you’re in Upper Hutt, Lower Hutt, or any other Hutt, get amongst it and don’t be that guy that missed out. Nobody likes that guy. That guy’s a dick.

Get Amongst It

Yo, I iz jus’ quick updatin’ y’allz on sum stuff fo’ y’allz 2 be knowin’ ’bout.

Wow, I think that sentence gave me cancer.

Anyway, for fans in Auckland, Brad (that’s me) will be doing a run of shows at The Classic Comedy Club on Queen Street next week. To catch him (me) in action, here are the details:

Wed 9th Feb – Big Wednesday
Thu 10th Feb – Pro Comedy Night
Fri 11th Feb – Weekend Comedy Showcase (8pm)
Fri 11th Feb – The Late Show (10pm)
Sat 12th Feb – Weekend Comedy Showcase

Check out the Classic Website for more info about these (and lots of other) shows.

So there you have it. Now you know where he’ll (I’ll) be. You can’t UN-know it.

In other news, Raw Meat Mondays have started up again for 2011, the first show having enjoyed a great crowd on Monday 31st Jan. Let’s keep that rolling with more great, enthusiastic crowds each week.

Make sure to come along to the Fringe Bar (Cnr Cuba & Vivian St, Wellington) before 8pm every Monday to catch new comedians giving it a go, and old comedians trying out some experimental new shit. Only $5 for a guaranteed night of entertainment.

Summary:
– I’ll be in Auckland doing the above shows.
– Raw Meat Mondays are back for 2011.

Grab a gingernut and get amongst it.